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Mike, Jerry & Richard Make 14 GALLONS Of Winter Rum Moonshine!

While most backwoods distillers were forced to shutter their operations as early snowfall blanketed western North Carolina, three local moonshiners — Mike, Jerry, and Richard — braved the bitter cold to fulfill a lucrative custom order that could help turn around a chaotic season.

With temperatures dropping and snow covering the valley roads, the trio met with a local contractor seeking a batch of handcrafted winter rum for his high-end clientele. “I build homes for folks around here who like something smooth to sip on cold days,” the buyer explained. “I need something warm, flavorful, and not too harsh — about 14 gallons.”

For Mike and his partners, the timing couldn’t have been better. “We’ve sunk a lot of money into copper, lost our still to thieves, and had to pay a henchman who did us more harm than good,” Mike said. “So this order is a blessing.”

A Still Rebuilt, and a New System Deployed

Working from a newly built barn still site, the moonshiners decided to employ a homemade solar heating system to keep their mash warm enough to ferment despite frigid conditions. Mounting panels on the barn’s corner and connecting it to a thermal loop with antifreeze and a water barrel, they ensured the mash stayed at optimal temperature.

“Sunlight’s limited this time of year, so we set everything up to catch the most exposure from east to west,” Jerry explained. “That solar heater kept the mash working — smells like pancakes in here!”

Crafting a Custom Winter Blend

Their winter run mash was an aromatic blend: six barrels, each filled with a five-gallon bucket of maple syrup, brown sugar, and spiced with clove and cinnamon steeped in boiling water. The result? A rich, warming liquor that not only met but exceeded the contractor’s expectations.

“The cinnamon gives it that punch up front, but then it mellows out. Just a comfortable drink,” Richard said as the team tasted the first clear jars of their run.

From Chaos to Unity

Despite the season’s many setbacks — stolen equipment, infighting, and financial strain — the crew managed to stay together and pull off one of their cleanest operations yet. With all 14 gallons successfully produced and packaged, spirits were high.

“We’ve been through blood, sweat, and tears, but we’re still here,” Mike said. “This might just be the comeback we needed.”

As winter sets in deeper across Haywood County, this unlikely tale of grit, ingenuity, and good ol’ mountain know-how proves once again: in the world of moonshining, the season’s not over until the still runs dry.

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