Jeremy Clarkson reveals new game for ‘farming’s Glastonbury’
Jeremy Clarkson has announced the creation of a brand-new game called Battlesh**s, which will debut at the highly anticipated Great British Farm-Fest this year. The festival, set to take place from May 22 to May 24 at the NAEC Stoneleigh in Warwickshire, promises to bring an exciting mix of farm-related activities, competitions, and entertainment, with Clarkson himself at the helm of the action.
According to reports from the Daily Star, Clarkson, known for his larger-than-life personality and love for unconventional events, is hoping to rival Glastonbury with the new festival. Battlesh**s, a game he has invented specifically for the festival, is expected to be one of the main attractions, though details about how the game will work remain a closely guarded secret. With Clarkson’s usual flair for combining humor and chaos, fans are eagerly awaiting more information on what promises to be a fun, competitive experience.
Alongside Clarkson, several other beloved personalities from Clarkson’s Farm will also take the stage. Kaleb Cooper, Lisa Hogan, Charlie Ireland, and Adam Henson are all set to join Clarkson for a unique blend of farm chat, storytelling, and live competitions. The event promises to be a celebration of British farming culture, featuring not only the personalities from the hit TV show but also live performances and plenty of opportunities for the audience to get involved.
Music lovers will also be treated to some exciting acts at the festival, including popular names like Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Groove Armada, and Blur’s Alex James. Radio X star Chris Moyles will also take the stage, making the festival a diverse mix of agricultural insights, live entertainment, and good vibes. With music and farming chat blending together seamlessly, the Great British Farm-Fest aims to offer something for everyone.
Beyond the entertainment, the festival has partnered with two important charities: RABI (Royal Agricultural Benevolent Institution), a charity supporting farmers in need, and Shout UK, a mental health initiative that provides free, confidential 24/7 text messaging support. RABI will also be playing a significant role in the festival’s Farming Heroes initiative, which is designed to recognize and celebrate the unsung heroes of UK agriculture.
Festival organizers have announced that the public can nominate individuals for the Farming Heroes accolade, with a special focus on those who have made significant contributions in areas such as sustainability, technical skill, community involvement, and resilience in the face of business and environmental challenges. The nominations for Farming Heroes are open until April 22, and it is expected that this initiative will shine a spotlight on the incredible dedication of those working tirelessly in agriculture across the UK.

Chris Hughes, the festival director, commented on the importance of the Farming Heroes initiative, saying, “UK agriculture is underpinned by incredible dedication, but the diverse stories of those working on the ground often go untold. Our Farming Heroes initiative is designed to change that, bringing attention to the hardworking individuals who make farming possible in this country.”
In addition to nominating their own farming heroes, attendees will have the chance to engage in various fundraising activities throughout the event. These include five-minute fast-donation slots, as well as opportunities to sponsor squares in Jeremy Clarkson’s Battlesh**s game, which is sure to be a hit among festival-goers looking to contribute to a good cause while having a bit of fun.
Although details about Battlesh**s remain scarce, it is clear that Clarkson’s new game will be an exciting highlight of the festival. With his trademark sense of humor and passion for agriculture, Clarkson is set to make the Great British Farm-Fest a must-attend event for fans of the farming industry and entertainment alike.
For more information about the festival, including the Farming Heroes nominations, event schedules, and further details on Battlesh**s, attendees can visit the official festival website. As the countdown to May 22 continues, anticipation is growing for what promises to be a truly unique and unforgettable celebration of British farming culture.

