Jeremy Clarkson was left absolutely disgusted when he realised there was cow’s poop in his mouth.
Jeremy Clarkson has been left threatening to quit farming after being covered in cow’s poo, including in his mouth.
The former Top Gear host gets more than he bargained for in one of the latest episodes of Clarkson’s Farm, and is understandably left horrified.
The presenter is back for a fifth season of his farming programme, with Kaleb Cooper returning to show him the ways on his Diddly Squat farm in Oxfordshire. At one point, Clarkson is helping Kaleb carry out a castration procedure on a young calf, before things go very, very wrong.
As Clarkson attempts to reach behind the calf, the animal suddenly releases diarrhoea, covering Clarkson’s hands and the pliers he was holding.
“It’s s**t all over me,” he tells Kaleb, before realising where else it’s gone.
“You’ve got it on your nose and everything,” Kaleb laughs, as Clarkson exclaims: “I’m covered in diarrhoea!” He screams out: “A cow’s s**t in my mouth!”
While Kaleb can’t hold back his laughter, the incident is one too far for Clarkson, as, covered in poop, he threatens to quit.
“That’s it, f**k it, I’m going to London. I’m done, I’m going to London in a Bentley,” he jokes.
“I’m going to see my friend who worked in advertising, law and the theatre.”
He pretends to storm off as Kaleb erupts into laughter, while Clarkson is left spitting out anything in his mouth.
Viewers were howling at the incident, with one writing on X: “Clarkson’s Farm – brilliant. I cried when @JeremyClarkson delivered a calf and laughed myself silly when one crapped on his face.”
“So funny,” another agreed, as a third said: “”A cow s**t in my mouth!” I haven’t laughed so hard in ages, another fantastic episode, but my God, watching that calf being born was tense Great work by @JeremyClarkson, we felt every moment of that birth.”
Another laughed: “Clarkson getting cow s***e on his nose might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the tele.”
Yet another wrote: “I would like to thank @JeremyClarkson and #ClarksonsFarm for the best laugh I’ve had in quite a while, episode 5 ending absolutely hilarious,” as someone else said: “Season 5 episode 5 of #ClarksonsFarm is by far the best in the entire series.”
Clarkson’s Farm is available to watch on Amazon Prime Video.
